For years perverts have been putting special lenses on their infrared cameras and taking “X-Ray” pictures that turn out looking like garbage. But now new cell phones will have a chip that will actually see through stuff, including my clothes! Holy Crap!
Google “cellular phones x-ray chip” and you’ll see that I’m not making this up. Basically, the gobbledegook science behind it is that it uses the ‘terahertz’ spectrum which is a light spectrum between infrared and microwaves, and the shit can see through walls, wood, plastic and my underwear!
Now don’t get me wrong, if I like you, I’ll show you what’s beneath my underwear, but we have to get along well first. I at least want dinner When I’m out jogging or shopping I don’t want my goods being flashed on someone’s cellular phone and messaged to their buddies or posted on the internet.
I suppose it might have it’s benefits for dating, let’s just say to know if I’m working with a “shower or a grower” right off that bat. It could also prove helpful around Christmas time too. And if Cracker Jacks still made prizes worth a Damn, someone could really score.
Now I’m not sure if I’m going to break out my VISA card right away purchase the latest Superman enabled phone. But I know that plenty of people will, so I have to be prepared.
I wonder if I can get a sexy lead bra and panties at Victoria’s Secrets?
Putting SpamBots to Work for You?
I want to thank the SpamBots for the kick-ass comments and messages left for me such as, “I was suggested this Blog by means of my cousin. I am not sure whether or not this publish is written by means of him as nobody else know such exact approximately my difficulty. You’re wonderful! Thanks!” Another of my favorites is, “Many top-level players are generally speedy for you to Diablo Gold.”
Who doesn’t need more Diablo Gold? You want to win my Heart? Take this girl out for Crab and give her Diablo Gold.
The Freakin’ Bots are wicked tricky too. To fool me they’ll Poop a little comment on my Blog and then they’ll come back an hour later and vary it up a little, “I was suggested this blog by means of my brother who like Diablo Silver.” Clearly it makes the message Fresh by changing cousin to brother and gold to silver. It’s like putting in a new Tampon on a Heavy day. It’s almost as if a Human is interested in my Blog and melts my Heart.
So my question for Today is: How can I can get these ubiquitous Bots to do some shit that I actually need done around here? Can you send some Bots by to rewire that outlet that doesn’t work? How about a Bot to load dishes into my dishwasher? I need a Bot to clean the bathroom and also to fold laundry. Please, Please, Please make sure you send a Waterproof Bot.
While you’re at it, give me a couple of SexBots and program them so they don’t give me the Shit I get from real Boyfriends.
I look forward to all of the wonderful comments that I am sure to get like, “Your Inactive Ability sl0t machine games may discover from” and “Wizard Medical professionals are mystical marvelous shamans.”
If I’m being read by any carbon based lifeforms, I would Adore a real comment. Give me some Love please. 🙁