How X-Ray Cell Phones Change Jogging, Dating and Shopping!

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For years perverts have been putting special lenses on their infrared cameras and taking “X-Ray” pictures that turn out looking like garbage.  But now new cell phones will have a chip that will actually see through stuff, including my clothes!  Holy Crap!

Google “cellular phones x-ray chip” and you’ll see that I’m not making this up.   Basically, the gobbledegook science behind it is that it uses the ‘terahertz’ spectrum which is a light spectrum between infrared and microwaves, and the shit can see through walls, wood, plastic and my underwear!

Seeing it All!

Now don’t get me wrong, if I like you, I’ll show you what’s beneath my underwear, but we have to get along well first.  I at least want dinner  When I’m out jogging or shopping I don’t want my goods being flashed on someone’s cellular phone and messaged to their buddies or posted on the internet.

I suppose it might have it’s benefits for dating, let’s just say to know if I’m working with a “shower or a grower” right off that bat.  It could also prove helpful around Christmas time too.  And if Cracker Jacks still made prizes worth a Damn, someone could really score.

Now I’m not sure if I’m going to break out my VISA card right away purchase the latest Superman enabled phone.  But I know that plenty of people will, so I have to be prepared.

I wonder if I can get a sexy lead bra and panties at Victoria’s Secrets?


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    • Elton V on June 16, 2012 at 8:50 am

    this is a really good read for me. must agree that you are one of the coolest blogger i ever saw. I am going out to get an xray cellphone today!

    • Chris on June 18, 2012 at 9:07 pm

    I gave you a backlink because your so dawm hot!

    1. Thank you Chris! 😉

    • Elaine on June 19, 2012 at 2:33 pm

    this website is the best net page.

    • Elza on June 20, 2012 at 9:32 am

    this is creepy. I don’t think they should do it.

    • Ariadna on June 21, 2012 at 6:48 pm

    where can I get one?

    • Fani on June 21, 2012 at 11:55 pm

    tehcnology can be spooky sometimes but i am very thankful of this site which gives me lot of information regarding what is coming/

    • Clem on June 23, 2012 at 10:01 am

    I would use it on you!

    • Adelina on June 23, 2012 at 11:52 am

    this is amazing!

    • Dalvânia on June 25, 2012 at 11:45 am

    spooky technology.

    • Dúlia on June 26, 2012 at 4:39 am

    i became a regular follower of your blog so I’ll know what to watch out for next!

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