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How X-Ray Cell Phones Change Jogging, Dating and Shopping!

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For years perverts have been putting special lenses on their infrared cameras and taking “X-Ray” pictures that turn out looking like garbage.  But now new cell phones will have a chip that will actually see through stuff, including my clothes!  Holy Crap! Google “cellular phones x-ray chip” and you’ll see that I’m not making this …

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Putting SpamBots to Work for You?

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I want to thank the SpamBots for the kick-ass comments and messages left for me such as, “I was suggested this Blog by means of my cousin. I am not sure whether or not this publish is written by means of him as nobody else know such exact approximately my difficulty. You’re wonderful! Thanks!”  Another …

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British Petroleum Cured My Crabs and I want $50,000!

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Tuesday’s blog (Groupon PoopOn) got me thinking about how hard it is to get a good crab dinner since BP dumped 4.9 million barrels of oil into the Gulf. This girl has been hankering crab since July 2010 and BP needs to pay. Now don’t misunderstand me, I’m all about curing some bacon or fish …

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FedEx is My New Stalker That Absolutely, Positively Won’t Be Here Overnight

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FedEx please stop calling and coming by.  It’s not you, it’s me. (Maybe it’s you.) A couple of weeks ago I had some shoes I’d bought online that were just perfect, except that they sucked.  So I had to send them back. I checked the price for UPS (United Parcel Service)  and for USPS (the …

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Groupon PoopOn

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Who doesn’t want $60 for $30?  That’s free money.  It’s better than going out on a date, because this way I don’t have to put out.  But damned if any of the Groupons I did turned out like that. First try at a Groupon was about a year ago, for a Chinese place that I …

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