Monthly Archive: July 2012

Jul 27

Groupon PoopOn II

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Who doesn’t want $60 for $30?  That’s free money.  It’s better than going out on a date, because this way I don’t have to put out.  But damned if any of the Groupons I did turned out like that. Hey, that sounds like my Groupon PoopOn post from June 1st!  And if you want to …

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Jul 22

Batman Murders

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So I don’t have as much Smart-Ass-Shit to say as usual.  I’m just thinking, WHAT THE FUCK? Perhaps I’m being a Selfish Bitch, but I am thinking about how this changes my life.  I’ve always thought about a movie theater as a safe place to chill out and unwind.  I don’t know about you, but …

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Jul 14

How do I get this job???

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Whip me, spank me, beat me!  I know I haven’t written in about a week.  I will do better, I promise! You almost weren’t going to get anything this week, but I was out running and thought of you! The sidewalks in my neighborhood SUCK and a couple of days ago I saw this: Now …

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Jul 06

I Killed Her Whole Family!

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I know I didn’t fool you with that whacked title.  You know I mean some vermin. But let me tell you what happened, because I really do feel like Shit now. There were some Wasps that had set up home in my Fucking Window and were building what could only be described as the next …

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