Who doesn’t want $60 for $30? That’s free money. It’s better than going out on a date, because this way I don’t have to put out. But damned if any of the Groupons I did turned out like that. Hey, that sounds like my Groupon PoopOn post from June 1st! And if you want to …
July 2012 archive
Jul 22
Batman Murders
So I don’t have as much Smart-Ass-Shit to say as usual. I’m just thinking, WHAT THE FUCK? Perhaps I’m being a Selfish Bitch, but I am thinking about how this changes my life. I’ve always thought about a movie theater as a safe place to chill out and unwind. I don’t know about you, but …
Jul 14
How do I get this job???
Whip me, spank me, beat me! I know I haven’t written in about a week. I will do better, I promise! You almost weren’t going to get anything this week, but I was out running and thought of you! The sidewalks in my neighborhood SUCK and a couple of days ago I saw this: Now …
Jul 06
I Killed Her Whole Family!
I know I didn’t fool you with that whacked title. You know I mean some vermin. But let me tell you what happened, because I really do feel like Shit now. There were some Wasps that had set up home in my Fucking Window and were building what could only be described as the next …
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