Putting SpamBots to Work for You?

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I want to thank the SpamBots for the kick-ass comments and messages left for me such as, “I was suggested this Blog by means of my cousin. I am not sure whether or not this publish is written by means of him as nobody else know such exact approximately my difficulty. You’re wonderful! Thanks!”  Another of my favorites is, “Many top-level players are generally speedy for you to Diablo Gold.”

Who doesn’t need more Diablo Gold?  You want to win my Heart?  Take this girl out for Crab and give her Diablo Gold.

The Freakin’ Bots are wicked tricky too.  To fool me they’ll Poop a little comment on my Blog and then they’ll come back an hour later and vary it up a little, “I was suggested this blog by means of my brother who like Diablo Silver.”  Clearly it makes the message Fresh by changing cousin to brother and gold to silver.  It’s like putting in a new Tampon on a Heavy day.  It’s almost as if a Human is interested in my Blog and melts my Heart.

So my question for Today is: How can I can get these ubiquitous Bots to do some shit that I actually need done around here?  Can you send some Bots by to rewire that outlet that doesn’t work?  How about a Bot to load dishes into my dishwasher?  I need a Bot to clean the bathroom and also to fold laundry.  Please, Please, Please make sure you send a Waterproof Bot.

While you’re at it, give me a couple of SexBots and program them so they don’t give me the Shit I get from real Boyfriends.

I look forward to all of the wonderful comments that I am sure to get like, “Your Inactive Ability sl0t machine games may discover from” and “Wizard  Medical professionals are mystical marvelous shamans.”

If I’m being read by any carbon based lifeforms, I would Adore a real comment.  Give me some Love please.  🙁


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  1. Hahaha This is funny! With your permission allow me to grab your RSS feed so that I can see when you post again! Thanks a million and please keep up the blogging!

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    • szkolenia forex on June 13, 2012 at 9:28 am

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    • apartamenty zakopane on June 13, 2012 at 2:50 pm

    Haha! Is there a plug in so I can I get a spambot to change the oil in my car too?

    • london prontario on June 14, 2012 at 7:19 am

    Hahah! If I only had a penny for each spambot, right?

    • forex broker on June 14, 2012 at 2:05 pm

    Only wanna comment on few general things, The website style and design is perfect, and the perspective of Spambots shows excellent humor! : D.

  2. Thanks for your visit and comment. I am writing this here because it is NOT advisable for me to write on my blogs and topics at WP. So, here is my another blog with much more BAD design, but more articles and FREE photos that you can DOWNLOAD and use without asking:


    You may delete it if you like it. I came here just because I do not visit any blogs I find on WP forum where I am an active member.

    1. Hi Krishna. I don’t have any PR love to share yet, but I’ll leave your link up so people can check it out and get some pictures too.

      It’s a nice site, I liked the images, though the dead shrimps were a little creepy. I couldn’t figure out how to upload new pictures and the search box let me choose category types but I didn’t see a submit button.

      1. You mean uploading to my site? If so there is no provision for that in the site. If you like to post photos there with your own content (or without), you can do that. I will give you a valuable backlink and credit for your work. But it is a PUBLIC DOMAIN IMAGES site. You should have NO OBJECTION for others using your pictures, while you can retain authorship and ownership.

        Search: true, there is nothing to click there, and the one there does not work. You just have to type and hit enter. These settings were there earlier. But lost after the last update. I could not find time to fix it.

        1. That sounds excellent Krishna, thank you!

          Do you have any particular categories that you are looking for?

          1. No such preferences about categories. The photos or images should be of good quality and useful for others. I would like to get unedited/ large size images so that people can resize if they want. I have a few sites where I publish such public domain images. Usually I add a write-up also to explain the images. You can add your own text/ description and it will be published as your contribution with proper credits/ showing you as the author and a link back to your site. You can either send me the photos/ text by email or post somewhere and let me know where it is (ex: Flicker.com)

    • Claudina on June 15, 2012 at 1:30 pm

    loved it! I am going to go into black market spambot trade!

    • Enilda on June 15, 2012 at 5:17 pm

    If only each spambot could do laundry. Hahahah

    • Debora on June 15, 2012 at 6:54 pm

    Battle of the Spambots.

    • Fabiane on June 16, 2012 at 12:27 am

    maybe you get spambots to fight spambots?

    • Adelaide on June 16, 2012 at 12:34 am

    this sounds like a real nuiscance! there should be more auotmation to deal wth the spam.

    • Edney on June 16, 2012 at 4:26 am

    nice job, another great example of how humor can get the job done!

    • Adelina on June 16, 2012 at 5:12 am

    we would all be lonley without the spam bots coming!

    • Isabela on June 16, 2012 at 9:08 am

    you have inspired me to write spambot artice in my blog,

    • Elvira on June 16, 2012 at 9:14 am

    i guess we all wish we could do that with the spambots.

    • Farah on June 16, 2012 at 12:15 pm

    your perspective is funny and fresh!

    • Edinéia on June 16, 2012 at 2:28 pm

    i emjoyed this blog and subscribed!

    • Dalvânia on June 18, 2012 at 12:49 pm

    your work’s fine and so are you!

    • Claudirene on June 19, 2012 at 6:13 am

    a friend recommended this website to me, he said that your posts are the best so i came to read your post and realized he was right. congratulations for writing so well.

  3. Nice looking blog! I’m new to blogging and running a website myself and I’ve had similar problems. I would be interested in hearing what you come up with. Spambots suck, and it gets a little annoying always having to mark comments as spam! If you get this figured out, be sure and write a follow up on the subject. I am sure there are others out there that would be interested in reading your solution. I know I would!!!


    1. Thank you mln for the sympathy.

      I know there are a few plug-ins that help combat the spambots. You can go to the plug-in section and do a search for “spambot” and hopefully one of those will help?

      I went to your Blog and was going to comment on your Tortellini post, but it looks like you turned off comments. 🙁 Your site looks good and I do love Tortellinis!

        • MyLastNickel on June 20, 2012 at 2:36 pm

        Thanks for the compliment. I forgot that I had those turned off. I actually turned them off so I didn’t have to deal with so much spam, lol. I’ll go ahead and turn them back on. 😉 You should seriously try that recipe. It’s one of my favorites!


    • Elmides on June 19, 2012 at 5:55 pm

    would be great if we could read your blog posts everyday. congrats for the hard work.

    • Cleonice on June 19, 2012 at 9:03 pm

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    • Emeline on June 20, 2012 at 1:45 am

    i became a regular follower of your blog. thanks!

    • Edinalva on June 20, 2012 at 7:59 am

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    • Dina on June 20, 2012 at 9:33 am

    try to improve your website as well as you improve your writing.

    • Areta on June 20, 2012 at 12:06 pm

    hey spambots get a bad rap

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    1. Thank you for the kind words, Lyle! 😉

    • Alfreda on June 21, 2012 at 5:15 am

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