Jun 10

Putting SpamBots to Work for You?

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I want to thank the SpamBots for the kick-ass comments and messages left for me such as, “I was suggested this Blog by means of my cousin. I am not sure whether or not this publish is written by means of him as nobody else know such exact approximately my difficulty. You’re wonderful! Thanks!”  Another of my favorites is, “Many top-level players are generally speedy for you to Diablo Gold.”

Who doesn’t need more Diablo Gold?  You want to win my Heart?  Take this girl out for Crab and give her Diablo Gold.

The Freakin’ Bots are wicked tricky too.  To fool me they’ll Poop a little comment on my Blog and then they’ll come back an hour later and vary it up a little, “I was suggested this blog by means of my brother who like Diablo Silver.”  Clearly it makes the message Fresh by changing cousin to brother and gold to silver.  It’s like putting in a new Tampon on a Heavy day.  It’s almost as if a Human is interested in my Blog and melts my Heart.

So my question for Today is: How can I can get these ubiquitous Bots to do some shit that I actually need done around here?  Can you send some Bots by to rewire that outlet that doesn’t work?  How about a Bot to load dishes into my dishwasher?  I need a Bot to clean the bathroom and also to fold laundry.  Please, Please, Please make sure you send a Waterproof Bot.

While you’re at it, give me a couple of SexBots and program them so they don’t give me the Shit I get from real Boyfriends.

I look forward to all of the wonderful comments that I am sure to get like, “Your Inactive Ability sl0t machine games may discover from” and “Wizard  Medical professionals are mystical marvelous shamans.”

If I’m being read by any carbon based lifeforms, I would Adore a real comment.  Give me some Love please.  :(


  1. green coffee beans

    Hahaha This is funny! With your permission allow me to grab your RSS feed so that I can see when you post again! Thanks a million and please keep up the blogging!

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  3. szkolenia forex

    How really get spambots to post for me?

  4. apartamenty zakopane

    Haha! Is there a plug in so I can I get a spambot to change the oil in my car too?

  5. london prontario

    Hahah! If I only had a penny for each spambot, right?

  6. forex broker

    Only wanna comment on few general things, The website style and design is perfect, and the perspective of Spambots shows excellent humor! : D.

  7. Krishna

    Thanks for your visit and comment. I am writing this here because it is NOT advisable for me to write on my blogs and topics at WP. So, here is my another blog with much more BAD design, but more articles and FREE photos that you can DOWNLOAD and use without asking:


    You may delete it if you like it. I came here just because I do not visit any blogs I find on WP forum where I am an active member.

    1. readthisshit

      Hi Krishna. I don’t have any PR love to share yet, but I’ll leave your link up so people can check it out and get some pictures too.

      It’s a nice site, I liked the images, though the dead shrimps were a little creepy. I couldn’t figure out how to upload new pictures and the search box let me choose category types but I didn’t see a submit button.

      1. Krishna

        You mean uploading to my site? If so there is no provision for that in the site. If you like to post photos there with your own content (or without), you can do that. I will give you a valuable backlink and credit for your work. But it is a PUBLIC DOMAIN IMAGES site. You should have NO OBJECTION for others using your pictures, while you can retain authorship and ownership.

        Search: true, there is nothing to click there, and the one there does not work. You just have to type and hit enter. These settings were there earlier. But lost after the last update. I could not find time to fix it.

        1. readthisshit

          That sounds excellent Krishna, thank you!

          Do you have any particular categories that you are looking for?

          1. Krishna

            No such preferences about categories. The photos or images should be of good quality and useful for others. I would like to get unedited/ large size images so that people can resize if they want. I have a few sites where I publish such public domain images. Usually I add a write-up also to explain the images. You can add your own text/ description and it will be published as your contribution with proper credits/ showing you as the author and a link back to your site. You can either send me the photos/ text by email or post somewhere and let me know where it is (ex: Flicker.com)

  8. Claudina

    loved it! I am going to go into black market spambot trade!

  9. Enilda

    If only each spambot could do laundry. Hahahah

  10. Debora

    Battle of the Spambots.

  11. Fabiane

    maybe you get spambots to fight spambots?

  12. Adelaide

    this sounds like a real nuiscance! there should be more auotmation to deal wth the spam.

  13. Edney

    nice job, another great example of how humor can get the job done!

  14. Adelina

    we would all be lonley without the spam bots coming!

  15. Isabela

    you have inspired me to write spambot artice in my blog,

  16. Elvira

    i guess we all wish we could do that with the spambots.

  17. Farah

    your perspective is funny and fresh!

  18. Edinéia

    i emjoyed this blog and subscribed!

  19. Dalvânia

    your work’s fine and so are you!

  20. Claudirene

    a friend recommended this website to me, he said that your posts are the best so i came to read your post and realized he was right. congratulations for writing so well.

  21. MyLastNickel

    Nice looking blog! I’m new to blogging and running a website myself and I’ve had similar problems. I would be interested in hearing what you come up with. Spambots suck, and it gets a little annoying always having to mark comments as spam! If you get this figured out, be sure and write a follow up on the subject. I am sure there are others out there that would be interested in reading your solution. I know I would!!!


    1. readthisshit

      Thank you mln for the sympathy.

      I know there are a few plug-ins that help combat the spambots. You can go to the plug-in section and do a search for “spambot” and hopefully one of those will help?

      I went to your Blog and was going to comment on your Tortellini post, but it looks like you turned off comments. :( Your site looks good and I do love Tortellinis!

      1. MyLastNickel

        Thanks for the compliment. I forgot that I had those turned off. I actually turned them off so I didn’t have to deal with so much spam, lol. I’ll go ahead and turn them back on. ;) You should seriously try that recipe. It’s one of my favorites!


  22. Elmides

    would be great if we could read your blog posts everyday. congrats for the hard work.

  23. Cleonice

    i’m enjoyed the read, thanks for sharing this info with your readers!

  24. Emeline

    i became a regular follower of your blog. thanks!

  25. Edinalva

    this was a really quality post. in theory i’d like to write like this too. taking time and real effort to make a good article.

  26. Dina

    try to improve your website as well as you improve your writing.

  27. Areta

    hey spambots get a bad rap

  28. Lyle Levans

    I simply want to tell you that I’m new to blogging and site-building and definitely liked your page. Probably I’m want to bookmark your blog . You surely have tremendous articles. Thanks a lot for sharing your webpage.

    1. readthisshit

      Thank you for the kind words, Lyle! ;)

  29. Alfreda

    your website is great. not exactaly technical but I like it!

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