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Mar 01

When Spambots are Extra Nasty!

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Last July I wrote this fine article about the Spambots.  And if you haven’t read it, or don’t know what Spambots are, you should check it out!  But in a nutshell, Spambots are computer robots that post worthless, fake messages to a blog, website or message board.  They pretend to be real people, but are really just trying to get links to their CRAP on a website.

Spambots are a Fucking Nuisance because they clutter up sites with a bunch of SHIT that nobody wants to see, and it takes a lot of time to sort through the garbage that they’re posting in order to find real comments from people.

But as I wrote in July, sometimes it seems like Spambots are better than nothing when they contain messages like, “You good stuff blog will come again” or “Fantastic ever best!!!” etc.   Even though the comments are poorly written and generic, most of them provide positive affirmations that are nice.

But what I’d like to address today are the FUCKING EXCUSES FOR SKIN WHO SHOULD BE KILLED that have the DAMNED BALLS to post a Spambot comment criticizing the writing, layout or technical health of a site.  It’s not enough that they’re spamming and trying to victimize a site with WORTHLESS CRAP, but they go the extra step of writing comments (that they’re sending to everyone) that suggest a site is doing something wrong!

I’ve pulled some examples that I’m going to share below.  And in case you think I’m just a thin-skinned-bitch, let me assure you that every single one of these was SPAM.  They were all linking to cheap imitation handbags, Russian dating or some other Fucking Shit that nobody wants to see.

you really should try some social signals to boost your blog…

This is a message to the webmaster. I discovered your page via Google but it was hard to find as you were not on the first page of search results. I know you could have more traffic to your site.

I think there may perhaps be a couple duplicates, but an exceedingly helpful record! I’ve tweeted this. Numerous thanks for sharing!…

I’m now not certain where you’re getting your information, I needs to spend some time finding out much more or figuring out more.

I thought it was getting boring, friend.  ll add you back to my everyday bloglist if it gets better.

The very heart of your writing whilst appearing agreeable initially, did not really work properly with me after some time. Somewhere within the paragraphs you were able to make me a believer unfortunately only for a very short while. I however have got a problem with your jumps in logic and one would do nicely to fill in all those breaks. If you can accomplish that, I would certainly end up being impressed.

website can be improved.

i’m sorry but i think you should improve the organization of the website.

I’m not sure exactly why but this website is loading extremely slow for me. Is anyone else having this problem or is it a issue on my end? I’ll check back later on and see if the problem still exists.

I think that you just can do with some % to pressure the message home a bit, however other than that, this is great blog. A fantastic read. I’ll certainly be back.

On a 1500 word article with NO fucking video: Write more, thats all I have to say. Literally, it seems as though you relied on the video to make your point. You clearly know what youre talking about, why waste your intelligence on just posting videos to your site when you could be giving us someth…aybe if you write more about this subject, i will understand it clearer.

maybe if you write more about this subject, i will understand it clearer.

some problem excists in your single.php ,when the title is too long,it will malposition.

Heya just wanted to give you a brief heads up and let you know a few of the images aren’t loading properly. I’m not sure why but I think its a linking issue. I’ve tried it in two different web browsers and both show the same results…

My open letter to the Spammers, reads, “If you want to advertise on my site, why don’t you pay me?  Maybe we can work something out!  Please don’t try to trick me and steal free advertising space.”

My open letter to the Nasty Spammers is, “I HOPE PARASITES EAT YOU FROM THE INSIDE OUT AND THAT YOU ROT AWAY SLOWLY IN PAIN AND THEN GO TO HELL!”

Thank you all for the kind messages while I was on vacation; I missed ya’ll too!

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  1. Synfidie

    I hate the mean ones..i’m like “really? Really?..seriously, you have insult spam bots?”

    What really bugs me is the ones like below:

    “naturally like your web site however you have to test the spelling on several of your posts. A number of them are rife with spelling problems and I in finding it very bothersome to tell the reality however I’ll surely come back again.”

    My spelling is JUST FINE, thank you!

  2. readthisshit

    lol

    They can’t even spell their imaginary criticism correctly! It makes me want to jump through the computer scratch their face!

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